the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
want my McNumber? SCORE 5
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
which one are you? SCORE 31
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
where do i apply SCORE 12
this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30
spicy water(TM) SCORE 17
consider this fact SCORE 20
good as new… SCORE 25
perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
elijah wood you look at that SCORE 14
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
i have important research to do SCORE 23
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
a true classic SCORE -9
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19
“trust me, nuwave country rap n roll is here to stay” SCORE 17
aw, rats SCORE 22
