burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
parental support SCORE 22
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
nerd moment SCORE 12
she really gets me SCORE 13
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
working from home problems SCORE 27
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13