When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Did you know? SCORE 233
Every time… SCORE 142
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
YOLO. SCORE 128
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Every time. SCORE 182
How politics work. SCORE 298
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Do want. SCORE 248
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
It’s true. SCORE 209
Dog logic. SCORE 281
I > You. SCORE 272
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Oh really? SCORE 174
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
