Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
precious lil thing. SCORE 28
Money well spent. SCORE 28
He broke his leg and doesn’t agree with the cast. SCORE 22
Marshal knows what’s up SCORE 33
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 33
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
Worked for me. SCORE 26
Save the USPS SCORE 23
He will not be the only one. SCORE 19
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
I hope you are fine. I hope you are well. SCORE 20
Landlords these days… SCORE 11
Life imitates art SCORE 30
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
At least they apologized. SCORE 17
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
2020 Fashion SCORE 22
Clever girl… SCORE 28
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 33
cutest fhing SCORE 22
Quarantine is going well in my neighborhood. SCORE 24
Lawn mowing 2020 SCORE 28
It’s a pandemic, pass it on. SCORE 27
Personal space is goood. SCORE 32
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 13