She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Good boi summer SCORE 75
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Jinkies! SCORE 63
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
What about Linux? SCORE 45
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
easy money SCORE 29
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Same… SCORE 53
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Awkward SCORE 69
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Problem solved SCORE 34
