Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Truth. SCORE 182
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I yawned! SCORE 10
I was mugged! SCORE 130
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Word! SCORE 19
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
BROFIST SCORE -3
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
