It has begun SCORE 86
I love my job SCORE 89
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
Llama has moves SCORE 112
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
How Lindsay Lohan Covered her ankle bracelet when on probation. SCORE 105
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Batcake SCORE 99
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Measures of success SCORE 81
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
Difference between ordinary people and photographers SCORE 128
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Dieting is so hard SCORE 43
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40