i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
because it did break on its own SCORE 16
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 23
slap them SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 10
working cat SCORE 21
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 14
every segment on the news SCORE 15
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 29
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 32
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
did i stutter? SCORE 12
a cat wrote this SCORE 8
memorable first customer SCORE 17
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
is this satire? SCORE 14
it’s perfect SCORE 21
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
