Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Group projects. SCORE 149
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Loki. SCORE 152
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Time. SCORE 133
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Germans. SCORE 3
When you see it. SCORE 5
Loud music. SCORE 15
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
I hate my life. SCORE 12
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
