the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
advantage me? SCORE 55
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
fan theories SCORE 33
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the original American badass SCORE 88
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 61
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38
textbook-ception SCORE 50
rude diet SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
worth every sin SCORE 33
time to call it a day SCORE 34
cozy SCORE 36
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
today was a good day SCORE 38
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
how could you, son? SCORE 42
call me dr SCORE 32
oh sweet release SCORE 50
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37