Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Same thing… SCORE 21
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39
Now kiss… SCORE 116
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Trollololo! SCORE 152
2pactopus SCORE 113
Dealing with children… SCORE 31
Accurate. SCORE 287
The Twortle SCORE 142
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
