The Falabella. SCORE 158
Little Spidey and Venom SCORE -3
To love at all is to be vulnerable. SCORE 310
Whenever my food comes out at a restaurant. SCORE 149
Bath. Not even once. SCORE 132
A lynx cub. SCORE 174
As a computer nerd, this is true. SCORE 181
How to be polite. SCORE 133
How to be homeless. SCORE 233
A sloth’s life. SCORE 100
The birds get it. SCORE 182
How I feel about neighbors. SCORE 243
Rise of the planet of the Snapes. SCORE 143
The Harlem Hipsters. SCORE 163
The soda machine at my work. SCORE 252
The Walking Dad (The Walking Dead Parody) SCORE 5
Never a good idea. SCORE 158
Whenever I get a girlfriend. SCORE 75
Love. SCORE 151
Nutella Popsicles. SCORE 138
My feelings about Internet Explorer. SCORE 183
Partners in crime. SCORE 143
Jetpack solves everything. SCORE 215
Biking. SCORE 164
Nailed it. SCORE 204
Everything is a cat when you have a cat. SCORE 80
The passive-aggressive door-holding game. SCORE 149
When you Google something to prove you were right… SCORE 266
Otters hold hands while they sleep. SCORE 312
Volvorine. SCORE 109
Dog logic. SCORE 148
I should really start going to bed earlier… SCORE 149
