Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
I am home. SCORE 3
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
Why are you single? SCORE 126
Accuracy SCORE 130
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Please be troll. SCORE 140
There was a spider… SCORE 118
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
The bitter reality delivered by cats. SCORE 92
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Celebrities, then and now. SCORE 105
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
You make an excellent point. SCORE 236
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
LEGO Great Ball Contraption. SCORE 64
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
One can wish. SCORE 200
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Accurate. SCORE 113
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
You’re doing it right. SCORE 138