alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
at least there are cats SCORE 20
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
species and age, please SCORE 40
we are the math problem SCORE 36
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
growing toe beans SCORE 33
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
the dishes… again SCORE 27
pupils dilate SCORE 44
dog bites everything SCORE 23
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
roger roger SCORE 14
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
beavers hate water SCORE 35
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
