You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The power of barking SCORE 18
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Same thing… SCORE 21
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The Twortle SCORE 142
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
2pactopus SCORE 113
Accurate. SCORE 146
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Burn!!! SCORE 1
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
