One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Puppy! SCORE 107
Accurate. SCORE 174
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
No. SCORE 88
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Guys listen… SCORE 170
40 years later. SCORE 121
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Every time. SCORE 123
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
BURN! SCORE 232
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
