Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Mama no. SCORE 52
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
+ cry. SCORE 119
