When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Finally. SCORE 345
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Accurate. SCORE 257
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162