they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
he might be right SCORE 30
hot take! SCORE 59
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
neow SCORE 31
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
smart shopping SCORE 38
$30 uber SCORE 30
pretty much SCORE 29
at least he listened SCORE 25
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
as you should feel SCORE 41
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
nap time! SCORE 38
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
life insurance payout SCORE 42
it’s a test SCORE 21
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
