Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Guys listen… SCORE 170
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
How the internet works. SCORE 181
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Every time. SCORE 123
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Grass Fence SCORE 215
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
No. SCORE 88
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Finally. SCORE 345
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
