i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
no SCORE 23
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
a true work of art SCORE 13
space facts on your back SCORE 37
nature is healing SCORE 29
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
muggle born SCORE 15
texagons SCORE 23
the council has convened. SCORE 15
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
help, i woke up SCORE 32
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
