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raccons+wine+and+crime
how+do+you+do%2C+younglings
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
to+isengard+to+isengard
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
and+you+still+end+up+blanking+until+3am
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
have+a+good+one+eh
have a good one eh SCORE 17
this+professor+rested+their+case
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
what+a+helpful+lass
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
thank+you+for+sharing+your+taxi%26%238217%3Bs+warmth+with+me
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
we+are+all+connected
we are all connected SCORE 16
this+is+known+as+the+%26%238220%3Bnope%26%238221%3B+tree
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
%2Afingerguns+towards+a+wall%2A
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
a+genius+idea
a genius idea SCORE 24
for+your+next+pet+adoption%26%238230%3B
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
industrial+size+pockets+for+everyone%21
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
just+give+me+a+few+moments+to+remember+it%26%238230%3B
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
i+repeat%2C+this+is+not+a
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
this+pun+lacks+drive
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
i+guess+jesus+christ+wood
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
oh+yeah%2C+that+thing
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
but+what+about+the+genus+of+squirrel%26%238230%3B
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
ha%2C+gottem%21
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
these+lifehacks+need+to+stop
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
the+most+dangerous+weapon+of+them+all
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
they%26%238217%3Bre+just+missing+that+iconic+%26%238220%3BS%26%238221%3B
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
everything+is+just+fine
everything is just fine SCORE 19
wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+supposed+to+assemble+them%3F
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
honestly+not+a+bad+point
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
then+anything+smoked%3F+What+about+any+fiery+loins%3F
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
we+need+to+decriminalize+onions
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
you%26%238217%3Bd+think+that%26%238217%3Bd+be+handy
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
at+least+he+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+a+stickler
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
REPENT%2C+SINNERS
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
i+am+become+the+haggard+old
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
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Welp+that+was+unexpected.
Welp that was unexpected. SCORE 117
Livin%26%238217%3B+the+God+Life
Livin’ the God Life SCORE 97
So+I+was+out+delivering+on+my+route+today+and+saw+this%2C+made+my+day.
So I was out delivering on my route today and saw this, made my day. SCORE 156
Literary+Masterpiece
Literary Masterpiece SCORE 124
Should+have+given+them+a+D
Should have given them a D SCORE 144
I%26%238217%3Bm+ready+for+Christmas
I’m ready for Christmas SCORE 88
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