if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
beavers hate water SCORE 35
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
my voice is the worst SCORE 35
we are the math problem SCORE 35
pupils dilate SCORE 45
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
dog bites everything SCORE 23
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
at least there are cats SCORE 20
species and age, please SCORE 40
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
when life imitates art SCORE 24
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
roger roger SCORE 14
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
growing toe beans SCORE 33
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
