i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
everything is south america now SCORE 47
come to daddy! SCORE 30
cozy SCORE 36
the original American badass SCORE 88
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
the shape of soup SCORE 45
place your bets! SCORE 48
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
i feel seen SCORE 31
which do you choose? SCORE 23
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
oh sweet release SCORE 50
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
rude diet SCORE 36
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
