He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
RIP SCORE 63
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
This is adorable SCORE 135
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Star Vars SCORE 55
When I die… SCORE 130
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Ooops? SCORE 118
Not even once SCORE 58
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
