a brilliant idea SCORE 18
the one who got away SCORE 23
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
out conspiracy theory the flat earthers SCORE 43
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
on every hill SCORE 40
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
makes me laugh every time SCORE 34
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37
i can’t control the weather SCORE 37
i miss those days SCORE 31
what have you done to me, hooman? SCORE 37
best lotr description of all time SCORE 46
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
he always believed SCORE 37
it works! SCORE 31
every morning SCORE 46
do. not. like SCORE 27
poopwagon never stops SCORE 30
yes SCORE 32
my knees quivered SCORE 27
just one word SCORE 17
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
this is brilliant SCORE 83
don’t be fooled by his canine charms SCORE 27
