This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
bruv ya gotta run, ya? SCORE 19
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
The one true science SCORE 32
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
How did we miss this?! SCORE 18
Lindo love you too, Bobbo. SCORE 18
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
There’s always one… SCORE 29
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Big hmm… SCORE 32
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Food for thoug SCORE 27