Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Plot twist! SCORE 42
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Good boi summer SCORE 75
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Stress relief SCORE 45
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Problem solved SCORE 34
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Happy little trees SCORE 50
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
easy money SCORE 29
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Same… SCORE 53
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Just keep swimming SCORE 38
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
