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Babushka++no+fretting.
Babushka no fretting. SCORE 33
B+A+N+A+N+A+N+A
B A N A N A N A SCORE 29
Ahh+yes.+Forbidden+knowledge%26%238230%3B
Ahh yes. Forbidden knowledge… SCORE 30
Cheap+labour%2C+if+you+ask+me.
Cheap labour, if you ask me. SCORE 35
She%26%238217%3Bs+working+hard+to+deliver+the+world+to+them.
She’s working hard to deliver the world to them. SCORE 25
He+who+controls+the+spice%26%238230%3B
He who controls the spice… SCORE 30
T-shirt+sales+are+boppin%26%238217%3B
T-shirt sales are boppin’ SCORE -6
Different+times%2C+different+selfies%26%238230%3B
Different times, different selfies… SCORE 40
When+art+mimics+reality%26%238230%3B
When art mimics reality… SCORE 19
The+thing+about+pastry+chefs.
The thing about pastry chefs. SCORE 36
The+future+looks+promising.
The future looks promising. SCORE 35
gos+is+luv
gos is luv SCORE 37
Russian+Attack+Helicopter%2C+probably.
Russian Attack Helicopter, probably. SCORE 17
Someone+accidentally+set+off+the+fire+suppression+system+in+a+military+hanger
Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hanger SCORE 28
When+Gamers+grow+up.
When Gamers grow up. SCORE 34
The+bucket+you+deserve.
The bucket you deserve. SCORE 25
Left%3A+the+only+standing+building+after+the+bomb+in+Hiroshima.+Right%3A+the+only+standing+building+after+the+Beirut+explosion.+Both+were+made+by+Czechs.
Left: the only standing building after the bomb in Hiroshima. Right: the only standing building after the Beirut explosion. Both were made by Czechs. SCORE 30
I+HAVE+THE+POWAH%21
I HAVE THE POWAH! SCORE 33
Respect.
Respect. SCORE 28
Always+listening%26%238230%3B
Always listening… SCORE 25
pls+entry%3F
pls entry? SCORE 33
You+should+really+charge+you+battery%2C+though.
You should really charge you battery, though. SCORE 48
That%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
That’s got a different vibe to it… SCORE 31
You+can+get+it+too%2C+Roy.
You can get it too, Roy. SCORE 28
pure+happiness
pure happiness SCORE 40
Masks+are+for+pussies%2C+also.
Masks are for pussies, also. SCORE 27
This+man+wears+his+political+leanings+on+his+sleeve%26%238230%3B
This man wears his political leanings on his sleeve… SCORE 40
Hamilton+was+petty.
Hamilton was petty. SCORE 31
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+rescue
he’s a rescue SCORE 39
Mistakes+were+made.
Mistakes were made. SCORE 28
The+areas+around+the+brown+spots+on+bananas+glow+brightly+when+you+shine+a+black+light+on+them%2C+BTW.
The areas around the brown spots on bananas glow brightly when you shine a black light on them, BTW. SCORE 22
Gon%26%238217%3B+be+straight
Gon’ be straight SCORE 30
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Instead+of+phoning+in+a+noise+complaint+to+our+party%2C+comes+over+with+a+case%2C+is+the+life+of+the+party+and+stays+behind+to+help+clean+up.
Instead of phoning in a noise complaint to our party, comes over with a case, is the life of the party and stays behind to help clean up. SCORE 93
Dumbledore+took+some+creative+liberties
Dumbledore took some creative liberties SCORE 95
Radical+kid+solves+a+problem%2C+1991.
Radical kid solves a problem, 1991. SCORE 80
Its+a+mystery
Its a mystery SCORE 108
How+a+portion+of+the+1%2C300+people+still+losing+their+job+must+feel.
How a portion of the 1,300 people still losing their job must feel. SCORE 75
I+tried+to+make+a+curry+once.
I tried to make a curry once. SCORE 159
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