Why dogs aren’t bomb technicians. SCORE 179
Cartoon Logic at its Finest SCORE 7
BAT TOUCH SCORE 2
This is just so Awesome on so many Levels SCORE -3
Nice try alligators. SCORE 155
Still a better love story than Twilight. SCORE 200
There’s almost no fun way to become a Superhero SCORE 3
Oh Nose. SCORE 1
Whenever a blocked number calls me. SCORE 114
Wanting to go to Paris with your Bffs. SCORE 121
Nyan-nir SCORE -6
How I feel about swingsets. SCORE 223
If you fall… SCORE 125
Couldn’t agree more. SCORE 209
Spidey is a Bad Liar SCORE -9
The new Easter Bunnie SCORE -6
TO CANADA! SCORE 0
Nope. MINE! SCORE 124
You make a compelling point. SCORE 184
Ham and eggs. SCORE 160
This would not surprise me. SCORE 132
All Bane really wanted SCORE -2
The Scowling Contest SCORE -1
Seems legit. SCORE 141
BENDER VS. SHREDDER SCORE -1
Daniel Radcliffe on Richard Griffiths. SCORE 379
Oh no! Not Fast Pointy Sticks! SCORE -5
Google knows… Nose…? SCORE 8
Need to lose weight? Become a Power Ranger! SCORE -8
No hugs for Donatello SCORE -5
Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Gotham Street? SCORE -5
The No-Blinking Contest SCORE -1