one load of laundry SCORE 26
raptor patronus SCORE 35
this is just how i look SCORE 21
winging it SCORE 13
ancient evil has been awakened SCORE 27
joint parrot custody SCORE 26
raccoon heist in progress SCORE 26
i don’t like sour cream SCORE 39
no more waffles, dave SCORE 8
leaves in los angeles SCORE 22
wave the wizard around SCORE 32
sleeping lion SCORE 22
new life as a plate SCORE 20
office chair with pet perks SCORE -12
you’re not the manager SCORE 12
the truth about marriage SCORE 18
dissolve like cotton candy SCORE 22
shrek at church SCORE 26
passing gas at mcdonalds SCORE 23
judging myself SCORE 16
el chupacabra SCORE 30
turtleduck SCORE 34
never stop the hustle SCORE 14
a few minutes in the afternoon SCORE 21
buttload of wine SCORE 25
houseplant vs plants in the wild SCORE 16
hallelujah SCORE 2
best thing that can happen to a potato SCORE 9
minor inconvenience SCORE 12
put it on speaker SCORE 34
hug me SCORE 32
turtle fact SCORE 2