I just want someone who… SCORE 203
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
Ten feet closer to the sun. SCORE 460
Free bungee jumping. SCORE 255
I do this every time. SCORE 253
The only reason for time. SCORE 238
Lasers are amazing. SCORE 266
A matter of perspective. SCORE 357
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215
How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey. SCORE 200
Sharks aren’t so bad… SCORE 286
I give top-koality hugs. SCORE 147
Changed your Facebook status. SCORE 257
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
Are we there yet? SCORE 197
This is my jam! SCORE 257
The color of freedom. SCORE 282
The truth. SCORE 259
The cutest dictator. SCORE 137
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
I know that feel bro. SCORE 304
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
Every 60 seconds in Africa. SCORE 251
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
