99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 45
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 48
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 44
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Define Latte… SCORE 40
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 44
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
I was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
The many faced god? SCORE 36
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 42
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29