Plot twist! SCORE 42
Problem solved SCORE 34
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Same… SCORE 53
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Stress relief SCORE 45
What about Linux? SCORE 45
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
easy money SCORE 29
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
