Me basically. SCORE 181
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Nice things SCORE 11
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
your gay SCORE 249
Om nom nom SCORE 10
… SCORE 10
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Words. SCORE 162
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
every time SCORE 215
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
me in the shower SCORE 21
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
