Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
English is hard. SCORE 291
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
How I shower. SCORE 156
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Pubid. SCORE 143
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Burn. SCORE 158
Touché. SCORE 336
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Attack! SCORE 196
How I die. SCORE 289
Spider drama. SCORE 233
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Poor owl. SCORE 205
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148