How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Forever and always SCORE 0
My new calculator. SCORE 109
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
This generation. SCORE 265
The best lesson Disney can give. SCORE 122
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Every night. SCORE 220
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
How to recreate a photo. SCORE 70
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
Dexter cupcakes. SCORE 171
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Karma. SCORE 236
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
How to troll. SCORE 182
Likely. SCORE 177
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
Like a boss. SCORE 302
