Should have brought the cat to disney world i guess SCORE 37
this squirrel’s husband may not want to come home for a few hours SCORE 17
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
looks don’t matter to everyone. this baby is proof of that SCORE 30
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
never mix philosophy and driving SCORE 16
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
old money recovered from the titanic SCORE 18
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
thanks to inflation love is no longer free SCORE 24
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
lucas better not be a snitch. You know what happens to snitches SCORE 15
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
the real reason animal crossing is so popular SCORE 38
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
bear with me SCORE 26
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
reese’s cups are always the right choice SCORE 32
whoop there it is SCORE 23
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
judges judily SCORE 20
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
