he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
get in line SCORE 25
come to daddy! SCORE 30
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
i feel seen SCORE 31
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
everything is south america now SCORE 47
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
place your bets! SCORE 48
cozy SCORE 36
rude diet SCORE 36
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
the original American badass SCORE 88
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
oh sweet release SCORE 50
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
which do you choose? SCORE 23
the shape of soup SCORE 45
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
