![Unlikely+lines+from+a+cosmetics+commercial.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720132141120-20703-333x150.png)
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
![Church+of+Rodel%2C+Scotland](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62620131816121-68354-333x150.jpg)
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
![George+R.R.+Martin+vs.+J.+K.+Rowling.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720132010189-38277-333x150.jpg)
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
![Accurate.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720132141153-82304-333x150.png)
Accurate. SCORE 146
![How+%26%238220%3Bno+homo%26%238221%3B+sounds.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6262013055368-44040-333x150.jpg)
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
![I+like+the+sound+you+make+when%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6262013132040-81611-333x150.jpg)
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
![2pactopus](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013214084-52671-333x150.jpg)
2pactopus SCORE 113
![The+trouble+with+being+Canadian.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013200238-41918-333x150.jpg)
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
![Scumbag+NSA.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013203932-43061-333x146.jpg)
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
![When+you+have+a+snake+as+a+roommate.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720132141191-92388-333x150.jpg)
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
![Only+slightly+creepy.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62520131911136-97676-333x150.jpg)
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
![How+I+view+optimists%2C+as+a+pessimist.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013200344-95101-333x150.jpg)
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
![You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+an+Oompa+Loompa.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/627201320387-47553-333x150.jpg)
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
![Come+on+in%2C+the+water%26%238217%3Bs+fine%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62620131816160-14282-333x150.jpg)
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
![Mount+Rainier%2C+Washington](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62620130420132-19579-333x150.jpg)
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
![When+Tumblr+gets+deep.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013200960-85053-333x150.jpg)
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
![Non-essential+organ+support+group.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013014974-16098-333x150.png)
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
![Found+my+shirt.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013214177-29283-333x150.jpg)
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
![Literally+all+I+ever+see+on+Facebook](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720132016126-18820-320x150.png)
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
![If+Parks+and+Rec.+characters+were+children%26%238217%3Bs+books.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013195069-12747-333x150.jpg)
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
![The+future.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6262013194987-45693-333x150.jpg)
The future. SCORE 23
![Complimentary+air+guitar.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013000031-76106-333x150.jpg)
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
![One+big+gelatinous+ooze.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/627201321412-25007-333x150.jpg)
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
![Louigi+gets+a+tough+break.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62520131009104-99355-333x150.jpg)
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
![Our+nations+finest+quidditch+players.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6252013173359-81560-333x150.jpg)
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
![Shotgun+vs.+Rosa+parks.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62620132127178-60368-333x150.jpg)
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
![The+power+of+barking](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720131926134-20795-333x150.jpg)
The power of barking SCORE 18
![Never+trust+a+toddler.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720132141142-97697-333x150.gif)
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
![I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+to+see+this+in+my+grandkids+history+books%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62720130409120-60584-333x150.jpg)
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
![I%26%238217%3Bm+a+multi-tasking+procrastinator.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013214167-23475-333x150.png)
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
![I+can+never+show+my+face+around+there+again](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/62520131331189-80632-333x150.jpg)
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
![Good+Guy+Dave.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/6272013022357-97947-333x150.jpg)
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461