Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Accurate. SCORE 146
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
2pactopus SCORE 113
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The future. SCORE 23
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
The power of barking SCORE 18
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
