Oh you know, just holding another plane. In mid-air. SCORE 13
After I went to the gym for the first time. SCORE 112
At least I have something to look forward to. SCORE 158
When my mom asks if I have dirty clothes. SCORE 128
So I saw this comment on Slow Robot… SCORE 17
Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams? SCORE 194
Every single January 1. SCORE 124
Cats… SCORE 128
Aren’t you jealous? SCORE 3
Hmm, very interesting… SCORE 156
It’s a Hat SCORE 133
Awkward Spaceship – Between Us Girls SCORE 7
I am … Batman! SCORE 128
Apple Watch. SCORE 101
Pizza, not even once. SCORE 80
Good points. SCORE 110
of course! SCORE 14
Daniel Radcliffe surprises some fans after the show. SCORE 249
Sad Cat Diaries SCORE 10
"Hooman, pet me please" SCORE 20
Penguin problems. SCORE 117
1899 golf ball dug up in the Bronx. SCORE 122
How to sneak extra slices of pizza. SCORE 182
Dap that! SCORE 14
When in Aus.. SCORE 129
Apple Pay. SCORE -12
Exactly. SCORE 146
Flawless logic SCORE 13
Good points. SCORE 111
Good Advice SCORE 13
My wife treats me like a God. SCORE 9
Newton’s third law. SCORE -40
