A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Accurate. SCORE 174
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
BURN! SCORE 232
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
China vs Germany SCORE 294
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
No. SCORE 88
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Every time. SCORE 123
Guys listen… SCORE 170
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
40 years later. SCORE 121
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Puppy! SCORE 107
