a very small dog SCORE 15
every segment on the news SCORE 14
zero traction SCORE 11
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
cats find a way SCORE 23
working cat SCORE 20
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
did i stutter? SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
accidental beauty SCORE 31
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
supersize it SCORE -4
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
