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standard+size+should+mean+standard+size%21
OK+now+do+global+warming.
OK now do global warming. SCORE 20
Mummy%2C+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+fall+asleep+here%26%238230%3B
Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
Heard.
Heard. SCORE 27
Say+it+out+loud.
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
Decided+to+show+a+lil%26%238217%3B+shoulder%2C+dear%3F
Decided to show a lil’ shoulder, dear? SCORE 30
Got+%26%238216%3Berrrrr
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
Khaleesi+is+on+her+way+to+the+west+wing%2C+potentially.
Khaleesi is on her way to the west wing, potentially. SCORE 30
The+Rock+is+a+softy+for+gran.
The Rock is a softy for gran. SCORE 41
What+do+you+mean%2C+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+a+gun%26%238230%3B%3F
What do you mean, you don’t want a gun…? SCORE 30
Stop+asking.+Please%2C+Donald.
Stop asking. Please, Donald. SCORE 29
Luxury+bones+and+marbles
Luxury bones and marbles SCORE 43
Madame+Tussauds+in+Berlin+tossed+Mr.+Trump+into+dumpster.
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
You+need+to+check+yo+self.+%26%238211%3B+Gran%2C+probably.
You need to check yo self. – Gran, probably. SCORE 32
A+colorful+temple+in+India.
A colorful temple in India. SCORE 32
Rock+on.
Rock on. SCORE 35
It%26%238217%3Bs+tremendous%2C+the+losing.
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
Make+a+habit+of+punching+bears.
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 40
Where+were+you%3F
Where were you? SCORE 39
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+par+3.
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
Birds+don%26%238217%3Bt+exist%2C+bro.
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
%E2%9D%84%EF%B8%8F+Snowflake-in-Chief
❄️ Snowflake-in-Chief SCORE 26
Grans+for+good.
Grans for good. SCORE 31
IT%26%238217%3BS+A+BOY%2C+BOB%21
IT’S A BOY, BOB! SCORE 22
%2Athrows+pumpkin+spice+latte+at+tv%2A
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
WAIT+A+SEC
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Pandora%26%238217%3Bs+kitty.
Pandora’s kitty. SCORE 30
Good+lawd+what+have+we+done.
Good lawd what have we done. SCORE 30
Cute+little+ass%3F
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
Eat+the+soul%2C+Chtulu%21
Eat the soul, Chtulu! SCORE 27
%2Apluck%2A
*pluck* SCORE 21
Nile+crocodile+hatchling.
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
They+can+both+be+right.
They can both be right. SCORE 25
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expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
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