My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Did you know? SCORE 233
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
YOLO. SCORE 128
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
It’s true. SCORE 209
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Do want. SCORE 248
On the one hand. SCORE 126
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Every time. SCORE 182
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
I > You. SCORE 272
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
How politics work. SCORE 298
Oh really? SCORE 174
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
