that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
bordering on 3 SCORE 28
clever SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
definitely a dog SCORE 46
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
who’s in? SCORE 34
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
back to bed! SCORE 19
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
this is why i drink SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28
omg SCORE 20
english burn SCORE 27
i have layers SCORE 33
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
excuse me SCORE 19
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19
i’m canceling SCORE 9
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36
call the fire department SCORE 4
an impossible task SCORE 20
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
they get huge SCORE 22
