Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
The more you know. SCORE 36
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
We can do it! SCORE 30
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43