break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 27
oddly profound SCORE 18
the fourth sister SCORE 6
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
35 is a solid number SCORE 18
brain fart SCORE 24
’tis the season SCORE 24
elite toast SCORE 19
so many days lost SCORE 30
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 21
species and age? SCORE 31
the machines were right SCORE 42
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 29
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 9
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 23
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
i am the missing link SCORE 10
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
it’s complicated SCORE 15
our time to bite! SCORE 10
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
be like baby llama SCORE 17
business markie SCORE 4
new life motto SCORE 24
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
forever air freshener SCORE 29
looks unsafe SCORE 37
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35