
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

You go. SCORE 37

Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34

You can do this. SCORE 47

It actually is this SCORE 36

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28

Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24

It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35

*gunshots* SCORE 22

The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33

We should buy them all??? SCORE 30

You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

There’s always one… SCORE 29

Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27

Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

What sound would it make? SCORE 31

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40