I donated a kidney a few days ago so my friend decided to get me a celebratory cake. SCORE 150
He spits the truth. SCORE 142
Still look green to me. SCORE 87
Ultra hydrophobic sand SCORE 129
Know your shrooms SCORE 82
People be so dumb. SCORE 163
Its a terrible show SCORE 133
Casual drinking sorted. SCORE 128
I am not a nice person. SCORE 73
#praiseelon SCORE 121
Good old Scottish humour. SCORE 109
Wait, I changed my mind SCORE 59
Good boy SCORE 72
Watch me work. SCORE 78
Cute as a button SCORE 80
The many-faced god. SCORE 93
Can’t put my finger on it SCORE 215
CAUGHT SCORE 87
Old school internet was fun SCORE 65
You should say something else. SCORE 63
Our existence is truly miraculous SCORE 107
Marketing at its finest. SCORE 103
Worst gumball machine ever. SCORE 92
That’s 20$ I could’ve spent on lootboxes and hookers SCORE 84
You’re Incredibly Strong. Your Skin Is Pale… SCORE 106
They can see what you think SCORE 80
This amazon question to a mouse pad. SCORE 111
He’s got a arts degree SCORE 159
A kid got caught at school selling bags of Cheetos for .25/bag. SCORE 53
What a woman SCORE 135
Please don’t park here. SCORE 96
Too soon? SCORE 112
